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Hedgehog Jokes
Washing Your Cat
Some people have the misconception that cats n...
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Who is the most poetic videogame character?
Sonnet the Hedgehog
A teacher does a quiz with her class.
She asks the children:" So guys what walks on f...
Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?
Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fas...
What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?
Gin and sonic.
Why did the Hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate...
Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
What does sonic the hedgehog have in common with a polygamist?
They will both go out of their way to get as mu...
What do you get if you breed a hedgehog and a grass snake?
*Interbreed. A meter of barbed wire. It's funni...
Two toothpicks are walking through the forest
they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the ot...
What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?
A hedgehog.
A young boy sees his grandma in the shower...
A young boy accidentally walks in on his grandm...
Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?
***"IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***
Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog "Gotta Go Fast?"
It is a running joke on the internet
How do you start a hedgehog race?
Say "GAH".
The 7 Deadly Rules/Sins For Hipster
#1. Be fashionable... Never! Never leave your h...
Two hedgehogs are talking by the side of the road.
One says to the other,
"I have figured out the ...
There were two guys fishing...
Suddenly a hedgehog passes by and asks them:
-"...
What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?
Sonnet the hedgehog
How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?
They both gotta go fast.