They are out in the woods on the first day of the hunt and see a big mature bull moose, after attempting some moose calls for what seemed like forever they eventually went back to camp feeling a little down. So the next day they go back out and try to find this bull moose. After walking around the woods all day they finally found the big mature bull moose it was chasing a cow moose. So the first guy says hey I have an idea, follow me back to camp. They get back to camp and the guy says lets dress up in a cow moose costume and then when the big ole bull moose comes up well pop out and shoot him. So they get in the costume and are walking through a meadow when all of the sudden they see the big mature bull moose walking straight at them. It must weigh 3000 pounds with a 8 foot wide rack and a swinging dick about the size of a Louisville Slugger. The guy in the back of the costume tries to pop out and shoot him, but the zipper was stuck so he says hey buddy what should I do? The guy in the front of the costume said well I am gonna nibble some flowers but you better bite your lip because it looks like he's going in dry.
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