loaded for Moose

So this guy walks into a whore house from being out on a cattle drive for weeks and sits down at the bar. The bartender says "what can i get you" to which the man replies "give me the strongest whiskey you have and the best whore you have". so the bartender serves him up some top shelf scotch, and tells the man very quietly "when you're ready, head up the stairs there and ask for moose, shes in the last room on the right".

So the man finishes his drink and heads for the room upstairs, opens the door and is greeted by the maid. Embarrassed the man apologizes to which the maid explains that she is only cleaning up for him to have a seat. The man removes his shirt and lays down, all the while being stared down by the maid.

As she is cleaning off the night stand she says to the man "I sure do likes me some tough men like yourself, do you think i could sit down and rub your back?" the man, not thinking anything of it says "sure go ahead". so the maid starts rubbing all over his shirtless back and they both begin to become a little aroused. The maid notices the bulge in the mans pants and asks to see it, the man proclaims "its been a while darling" and pulls it out, the maid is amazed by the pure size and strength and asks the man if she can touch it. Not thinking clearly the man replies "sure go ahead", so the maid reaches down and begins to touch it. Feeling the moment the maid asks one last question, "would it be OK if i put it in my mouth?" to which the man jumps up and yells "NO MA'AM THIS HERE IS LOADED FOR MOOSE, IT'L BLOW A COONS HEAD SMOOTH OFF!!!"