They find a guide who tells them he'll fly a plane for them, but they are only allowed to shoot one moose because the small plane cannot hold more than one. He explains that last year two hunters convinced the pilot to carry two moose and the plane went down, killing the pilot and seriously injuring the hunters. The two men agree to these terms and they are off. The guide drops them off and says he'll be back tomorrow afternoon.
The men thank him for the ride and then continue on their way to find a moose. They go looking for one, and find it with an hour. They carefully take aim and down the moose. Concerned that they have to wait another day for the plane to come back, the decide to continue on to find another. They drag it back the the runway and start again.
The next morning they kill the second moose, drag it to the runway beside the first, and wait. When the pilot returns he is concerned. He explains that he cannot take two moose in the plane. The two guys get angry, and tell him that they are small enough that it will be fine.
The pilot reluctantly agrees. After they take off, the plane is obviously struggling. They dip down slowly, and a bit more, until the wing clips a tree and they crash into the ground. The pilot immediately dies.
One man pulls the other out to safety.
"Where are we?" the first asks.
"I'm not sure," the second explains. "Let me climb a tree and check."
He climbs the tree and when he is at the very top the first man asks, "Well, do you know where we are?"
"Yea," the second guy yells. "About a mile from where we crashed last year!"
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