Two guys are walking through a field in Montana

when they stumble across a well. The men look down the well and notice it is so deep, they can't see the bottom. One guys says to the other, "throw a stick into it, see how deep the well is." So the man finds a stick, tosses it in the well, the men wait for the splash...nothing. No sound. Curious to know how deep the well is, the guys start looking for something heavier to throw. The first guy remembers seeing an antelope carcass, so they drag it to the well and push it in. Woosh, the carcass drops, they wait...nothing.

Suddenly a donkey comes running full speed in their direction. The donkey then dives straight into the well. Confused but still curious, the men lean in, watch and listen as the donkey falls. But still, no sound at the bottom.

Eventually a farmer comes running up to them. The farmer asks "Have you guys seen my donkey." The one man responds, "Yeah it was crazy, he came out of nowhere and dove right into this well." Confused the farmer responds, "That's impossible, we was tied to an antelope carcass."

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