A Lion is chasing an Antelope...

A lion is chasing an antelope through the savanna. The antelope is getting tired and the lion is gaining fast. There's only a few feet left between them. And then, the antelope sees a way out - its a large, deep hole covered with grass - an old trap set up by a hunter many years ago. In a skillful leap, the antelope jumps over the trap, but the lion is not so lucky. He sees the hole too late and falls through the grass all the way down.

Hurt and disoriented, he tries to climb out, but the trap is too deep. The antelope, ecstatic that her plan worked, can't resist the urge to go back and gloat a little. She comes to the very edge of the trap and starts mocking the lion. "That's what you get, you old fart! I hope you never manage to get out of that hole!" Then, an idea comes. "You've eaten a lot of my friends, Lion. And now, I'm going to get my revenge." With those words, she starts to spit at the lion. Unable to escape, the lion is forced to suffer.

The antelope walks away, but something just doesn't seem right. "I saw you tear into my best friend last month. You deserve more than just me spitting on you." The antelope turns around and starts pissing on the lion. Covered in piss, the lion feels defeated and angry, but can't do anything about it.

Feeling satisfied, the antelope trots happily away... but another thought pops into her head. "When else am I gonna get a chance like this? There is a helpless lion at my disposal. I'm gonna take a shit on his head." She goes back to the hole. As she's merrily walking towards the hole, she starts singing, "I'm gonna shit on your head, I'm gonna shit on your head."

She gets to the hole and looks down. The hole is empty. The lion is gone. Someone behind her clears their throat, and she falls over to the ground from fear. With the lion above her, about to tear into her flesh, she looks up and in the sweetest voice she says, "Lion, dearest, you won't believe this. I came back to apologize."