They sit down at the bar ask for a drink and start talking. Tommy looks at frank and says, "I don't know what it is frank. Ive just been having the worst luck at the track. It seems that no matter what I do I just cant finish better than 3rd. I've tried meditation, yoga, vitamins and nothing works." Frank looks at him and says "You know Tommy, you are just thinking about it way to much. we are made for running. Sometimes you just have to run....Dont think, just run. Before you know it, you'll start winning again." A racehorse was sitting quietly behind them and adds " I'm sorry I dont mean to intrude, but your friend is right. The less you think about it the better, let your body do all the work and you'll start winning in no time." Tommy looks at frank and says "well fuck me, a talking horse!"
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