The first guy goes to answer the phone and tells his partner, "Hey. Don't finish yourself until I get back."
After returning from the phone call, there is cum all over the wall of the bedroom. The first guy says "Jesus, Chris, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!"
The second guy turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
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