Two parents were having sex in the kitchen and their kid heard them from the other room. The curious but innocent child asked, "What were you guys doing in the kitchen last night?" The mother and father looked at each other and responded, "...We were baking a cake, sweetie."
The next weekend the parents had sex on the couch downstairs so the kid wouldn't hear them clanking around again. However, the following morning the kid asked, "Were you two baking a cake on the couch last night?" The mom responded nervously, "Umm no.....why do you ask?" and the daughter said, "Cause I licked all the frosting off the couch!"
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