Best Jokes

Edit: I would like to see what anyone else has. Lets keep this going with the best Joke you know. I will get this started with this gem




This guy goes to alaska to get a job drilling oil. The put him in this little ass mining town with about 50 other dudes. He goes into the local bar and walkes over to the bartender and asks "Hey man this is a nice little town and all but what do you guys do for sex?" The bartender leans forward before saying

"Well there is a road about a mile down this street that leads to a guy name Jim's. He has the tightest asshole in the whole town." The man is appaled and retorts "Oh hell no I do not like that shit no thanks."

Well 6 months later ole boy is jonzing for some sex. So he visits that bar and goes to that bartender and quietly asks "So if i were to pay this Jim a visit who all would know?" The bartender replies "Well I would know, oh and John and Bob would know. "

"Who is John and bob?" The man asks. The bartender replies "Oh thats the guys that go with you to hold down Jim, He dont like that shit either."