The giver of the couple says to hang on he has to pee, but dont dare cum without him.
When he gets back from the bathroom there is cum all over the place. On the walls, the floor, the microwave, the cieling fan, everywhere.
They guy gets angry, "I told you not to come without me!"
"I didn't" replied the other guy, "I farted."
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