the midget and the man


one day, a midget walked on an elevator to see a very tall man
on it. the man immediateyl started talking and said, " im 7 feet
tall, 300 lbs, my penis is 20 inches long, each testicle weighs
30 lbs, and my name is turner brown." after hearing this, the
midget faints. once he wakes up, the man asks him what happened,
the midget says," what did you say?" so the man starts to
explain it again. "im 7 feet tall, 300 lbs, my penis is 20
inches, my testicles weigh 30 lbs each and my name is turner
brown." the midget is releaved. " oh ok," says the midget, " i
thought you said TURN AROUND.

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