Two filmmakers, Juan and Theotto, are talking over lunch…

…when Juan says to Theotto, "So, how's your work been lately?"

Theotto replies, "Eh, it's been pretty alright. I did get this rather--ahem--'interesting' screenplay recently."

Juan: "Yeah?"

Theotto: "Yeah. It was thick as a brick. It had this giant cast of characters, and there was practically no plot. Not to mention, about a third of it was blatant product placement. Can you believe it?"

Juan, rolling his eyes: "Sounds wonderful."

Theotto: "I know, right? Did I tell you he just left it on my doorstep? Didn't even try to contact me or anything."

Juan: "Dude, that's messed up."

Theotto: "Tell me about it. The worst part about it was the title, though."

Juan: "What was it?"

Theotto: "'The Telephone Directory'"

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