Mark’s walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Hey Joe, give me 5 shots of Tequila!"

Joe asks "5 shots?"

Mark replies, "Yeah, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!"

Joe says, "Well in that case, let me give you one more free."

So Mark replies, "No boss, if this doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

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