Hash

Three stoned out guys decide they're sick of city life and vow to live in total silence way up in a hash plantation. After ten years one of them looks up at the sky and says: looks like it's going to be a coooold winter.
Three years later second guys takes a puff and says: heyyyyy, that was a cold winter.
Five years later third guy gets out of bed and says: if you two don't shut up I'm leaving

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