Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life.
One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a
fence, with its butt facing the tavern.
One drunk says he sure wishes that sheep were Marilyn Monroe.
The other says, "I just wish it were dark�.
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