Dog 1: so, I hear the dog insanity virus is going around
Dog 2: really? I didn't hear about it. Do you think we'll get it?
Dog 1: I'm not worried, but maybe you should be, some dogs already have it.
Dog 2: That's terrible! Why are you so calm about all this?
Dog 1: well obviously I can't get it, I'm a helicopter!
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