an affable, well-groomed young man (most likely a student) is playing with his dog at the park. he is approached by a seemingly conservative--but polite enough!--woman who smiles & asks for the name of his canine.
"Semen," the young man replies, throwing the tennis ball.
the woman, wiping her ears out while trying to maintain a weak smile, asks him to repeat what he said.
"my dog's name is Semen," he says again casually, squinting into the distance after his dog.
the woman gives a perplexed scowl, but after a second she begins to nod and scratch her chin while looking out at the horizon, seemingly trying to make sense of what she just heard.
"she's named after my granddaughter," the young man quickly adds, smiling, as if attempting to clear up any possible confusion.
at this point, with her worst fears being confirmed, the woman's initial curiosity gives way to what is surely utter consternation, as her pleasant demeanor quickly transforms into a look of shock. just as she is about to leave in disgust, the young man turns to the woman, smiles, and says playfully,
"i'm just fucking with you..."
the woman, pausing for a moment to take in all this information, slowly gathers herself and then finally breaks into a huge grin and erupts with thunderous laughter and the young man joins in as well.
after about a minute, as the pair are doubled over and are trying to recover from their fit of laughter, the dog returns with the ball. taking it out of his dog's mouth and preparing to throw it again, the young man turns to the woman and says,
"...she's not actually named after my granddaughter. GO GET IT LOLA!"
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