A struggling music producer is having trouble selling any of his work, and in his desperation decides to do the score for a low budget porno movie.

It’s not the most glamorous job, but hey, it’s gonna pay the bills, so he really puts a lot of effort into making the best damn low budget porno soundtrack ever. After a lot of hard work, the movie is finally done and the producer gets his check in the mail along with a complimentary ticket to see the newly created masterpiece at the local porno theater. “What the hell,” he figures, “I worked pretty damn hard on this, so I might as well go see how the end product turned out.

So, he goes to the theater, sits in the back row and proceeds to watch the movie… and it is just the most graphic thing he has ever seen. Boy on girl, girl on girl, boy on boy. You name it, they have it. It’s just a massive orgy of flesh with people getting fucked in increasingly strange and depraved ways.There’s even a scene where a guy is fucking a cat. By this point the producer is really uncomfortable and starts looking around the theater nervously looking for the exit. To his surprise he notices that the nicest, cutest old couple had sat down next to him without him noticing. They’re just sitting there, holding hands and smiling happily at the screen. The producer leans over to the old woman, clears his throat, and goes: “You’re probably not going to believe this, but I’m just here for the music.” The old lady smiles at him and replies: “Oh, don’t worry son! We’re just here for Mittens' big debut!"