????Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."
????Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still "
????Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy ?"
????Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush ?"
????Lawyer: "Let's go over sec69."
????Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest."
????Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?"
????Police: "You don't need protection."
????Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire."
????Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."
????Gym trainer: "Push harder".
????Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it."
☎Telephone Guy : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!???????????? }
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