A owner of a small town bank was at work one morning when a farmer walks into the bank and request a loan for a breeder bull (as he have many heifers that he needs to inseminate). The owner of the bank agrees to loan him the money under the condition that the farmer will keep him informed on the progress of the insemination. Well several weeks go by and the farmer calls into the bank to inform the owner that the bull is very healthy but just won't get down to business with the cows. Well the banker, worried about his investment, tell the farmer he better call the veterinarian and see what needs to be done. A few weeks go by and and the banker is having a slow day at work so he decides to take a trip out to the farm and check on this farmer. When he gets to the farm he asked the farmer how the bull was doing and the farmer say "oh ya that bull is doing great! It inseminated all of my cows and heifers, then actually broke down the part of the fence and went and indeterminate all of my neighbors cows as well!" The shocked bank owner then asked him what the medicine the veterinarian gave him. The farmer replied, "I don't know but it taste like bubble gum!"
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