Its family was freaked out, asking the doctor, "WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP?!"
Doctor says, "Well, there's one thing I can do. We can have him circumcised, and use that skin on his eyes, give him eyelids... only problem is he's gonna be a little cockeyed the rest of his life."
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