Two communist are sitting in a bar...

The first one turns to the second and says "In communism everything is shared and equal. It's great! Like if you had two houses you would give one to me, right? " The second one thought about it for a second and said "yes, of coarse." The first man then says "if you had two cars would give me one?" The second guy says "yeah, sure." The first guy then says "what if you had two chickens would give me one?" The second communist immediately says "No." The first communist gets very confused and upset. "But you said you would give me a house! You said you would give me a car! But you wouldn't give me goddamn chicken!?" The Second just looks at him and says "well you see, I own two chickens."

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