A Woman is driving to work after finally getting her drivers license, suddenly her phone rings and it's her husband.
husband: "are you taking 82nd to work."
Wife: "yes."
husband: "be careful the radio says some manic is driving head-on in the wrong lane."
Wife: "one manic? every fucking car is in the wrong lane!"
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