Two blonde cowboys are drinking at a bar when a man with an arrow in his leg bursts through door. He hobbles in, crying, and shouts, "A raid of Indians just burned down my home, stole my cattle, and killed my family!" The bartender scowls and says, "Man, I hate these damn Indians. Any man who can bring me the scalp of an Indian will get $100 per head!" The two blonde cowboys hear this, get excited. and run into the desert to find some Indians.
A full day of riding later, they spot a lone squaw on horseback. One of the cowboys shoots the squaw off his horse, killing him instantly. The cowboy whoops and run towards his kill, pulling out his knife to collect the scalp, when his partner shouts, "Wait, look!"
On the hill above them, over 100 Indians stand watching them, armed to teeth and glaring.
"Oh my God..." the cowboy says. "WE'RE GONNA BE MILLIONAIRES!!"
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