A zoologist is out in the forest watching the animals. He sees a rabbit running around and decides to follow him around.
The rabbit come up to a monkey and the rabbit says "Its a beautiful day. Lets explore. Come and run with me through the forest!". The monkey says "ok" and they run around for a bit, but eventually the monkey gets tired.
Next the rabbit comes up to a giraffe and says "Its a beautiful day. Lets explore. Come and run with me through the forest!" The giraffe initially says "no" but after some pleading agrees and they run around for a while. Eventually though the giraffe gets tired and stops.
Next the rabbit comes up to an cheetah and says "Its a beautiful day. Lets explore. Come and run with me through the forest!" The cheetah initially says "no, im tired, leave me alone" but after lots pleading the cheetah agrees and they run around for a while. After a little bit the cheetah feels like he has appeased the rabbit enough and stops.
Finally, the rabbit comes up to a lion and says "Its a beautiful day. Lets explore. Come and run with me through the forest!" And the lion says "NO! If you ask me that one more time I will eat you" and so the rabbit runs off somewhere else. The zoologist is perplexed why the lion wouldn't run around even though all the other animals would, so he goes up to the lion and asks him. The lion responds "Every time that fucking rabbit does meth, all he wants to do is run around the forest, and I'm sick of it!"
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