You guys hear how they do Shark Fin Soup? They drag the sharks out, hack off the fins and toss em back. Well, back in the day there was a great dish called Turtle Nipple Stew. Same idea, they'd haul the turtles up and lop their nipples off, then toss em back.
Problem was, the dish was SO good, and we were SO efficient about it, that now, no turtle alive has any nipples at all.
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