They had been captured together as infants. Ten long years later, on the day our joke is set, they were together in their old age.
A man with a sad face came into the aquarium. He walked up to the sharks' tank and tapped on the glass. Our two sharks had learned it was best not to react. They just kept still and tried to ignore the sad-faced man.
The man frowned, and walked away.
"What a miserable man," said one shark.
"Oh my god," said the other shark, in despair. He held his head in his fins. "I thought I was the only talking one."
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