... and when the teacher was asking questions about the church, Johny realized the girl named Suzy was sleeping the whole time, and when she was called on, he poked her hard in the back with his pencil to try to wake her up and help her. The teacher asked Suzy "Who is our Lord and Savior?" He poked the pencil hard in to her kidney to wake her Suzy up, "JESUS!" She yelled angrily. The teacher called on Suzy again and asked " Who created the heavens and the earth?", Little Johny poked her once again, and Suzy yelled abruptly "GOD ALMIGHTY", her face steaming with anger as she went to sleep. The teacher called on Suzy one more time and "What did Eve say to adam after having their 47th child?" Johny jabbed her for her response, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS" yelled Suzy furiously. The teacher then collapsed and fainted on the floor.
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