The first dog turns to the second dog and says, "What are you here for?"
The second dog says, "Oh I'm a chewer. I chew on everything. Anything I can find I chew up completely."
The first dog says, "Oh man you are getting neutered."
The second dog says, "Oh no! This is terrible." Then says to the first dog, "Well why are you here?"
The first dog says, "Well I'm a pisser. I piss on everything. The bed, my owners clothes, the kids, anything. Sadly I'm here to get neutered too."
The second dog says, "Oh man that's terrible too!"
The first dog looks over to the third dog and says, "What are you here for?"
The third dog says, "I'm a humper. I hump everything. The couch, my toys, trees, anything. Whenever my owner gets out of the shower I run up to her, rip her towel off and hump the shit out of her!"
The first and second dog say, "Oh man you are getting neutered for sure!"
The third dog looks at them and says, "No, I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."
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