There was a guy who had terrible luck with women, but his best friend was a real Cassanova. He asks his friend the secret to picking up random women, and he says "When a woman walks by you on the sidewalk, say 'Tickle your ass with a feather?'"
If the woman agrees to this she's yours, but if she gets offended and asks what you said, just say "Particularly nice weather?"
So the guy sets out to try this new method and sees a pretty lady right away. But as she walks by, he gets flustered and forgets his line, and just blurts out "I'll use a feather to tickle your ass!" The woman says "Excuse me?" and the guy says "Hot ain't it?"
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