Superman called his buddy Batman and ask if he wanted to go hang
out and Batman said no that he and Robin were going to hang out.
So then Superman calls Spiderman and ask if he wanted to go hang
out and he said no that he had a date with Catwoman. So Superman
decided to fly over to Wonderwomans apartment building and see
what she was doing. As he was flying over the buildings he saw
Wonderwoman laid out on top of the building naked with her legs
spread wide open. Superman was very horny, so he decided, hey
I'm Superman, I am faster than a speeding bullet and I can fly
down there and fuck her and then be out of there before she even
knew what happened. So he decided to do this. He flew down and
fucked her then flew off. Wonderwoman said did you hear
something and the invisibleman said, "no but my ass sure does
hurt."
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