I was driving home with my 5 year old daughter tonight asking about her day.
"What did you learn at school today?", I asked.
"I don't remember.", she replied.
"Chicken lips?", I suggested
She immediately said, "Noooo."
I asked again. "Tuna hips?"
She let loose an exasperated huff. "Dads are for taking care of kids, not making jokes. Okay?"
Oh my beautiful little person... for the rest of our lives together it will be this way. The joke is on you my dear. The joke is on you.
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