YummY PickuP LineS...

Use these on ...ME... :) or anyone else...


1. nice shoes, wanna fuck?


2. if my left leg was christmas and my right leg was
thanksgiving, would you visit in between the holidays?


3. do you work for u.p.s. cause i can see you checking out my
package.


4. how do you like your eggs in the morning?


5. do you have a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in
your pants.


6. Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money?


7. Just approach the woman, don't say anything and read the tag
on the collar of her shirt. When she asks what you are doing,
just say "I'm checking to see if you're made in heaven."


8. Nice legs what time do they open!!


9. If you were a tear in my eye... I'd never cry, for fear that
I'd lose you!


10.(Look into her eyes and say) Heaven needs to check their list
because they have to be missing an angel.


11. "You look like my first wife." When they say, 'how many
times have you been married', you say, " None yet "


12.Walk up to a girl and start rubbing her back When she asks
what you are doing, answer, kind of disappointed: I thought
angels had wings.


13.Is your daddy a thief? (Why?) Because he stole the stars from
the sky and put them in your eyes.


14. Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk
by again?


15. Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have
misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!


17. Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a Blow Job?
[No] What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?


18. God must be crying right now. [Why?] Because he just lost an
angel.


20. Have you ever been kissed on the navel? [Yes!] From the
inside?


21. If I followed you home would you keep me?


22. Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure
know how to raise cocks!