My English A teacher: Women are very capable of looking after themselves...
Me: Yeah, in the kitchen...
-whole class chuckles whiles she gives me a dirty look-
She responds, with an insincere smile: Actually, women are slowly moving out of the kitchen and onto better things...
Me: Yeah, to the grill!
-whole class breaks out laughing, teacher gets pissed and leaves-
Lol, no I'm not sexist. This was a long time ago when all I did was play CoD and read sandwich memes.
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