I was drinking in a bar in Edinburgh with my new Scottish friend. We were getting all liquored up, having a good time, just chit chatting, one passing tourist and a local. Late in the evening, the Scotsman gets all serious with me, puts his hand on my shoulder and says.."Can I ask you a personal question?" I said to my new buddy, "sure, fire away". And he says....."If you woke up in the middle of the woods, not knowing where the hell you were and what you were doing there... and found grass stains on your hands and feet, and a used rubber up your ass, ....would you tell anyone?"...Even in my drunken state, I was quite shocked and weirded out by the question, but I thought about it quickly and answered truthfully...."Well, damn, I guess not...I'd be too embarrassed"
The Scotsman says..."D'ya wanna go camping Laddie?"
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