One day this truck driver was driven down a city street, when he
spotted a lawyer standing next to his parked car. He swerved at
him and hit him. He thought hey I'll do that when ever I see a
lawyer. Then one day he picked up a hitchhiker, who turned out
to be a priest. When he spotted another lawyer on the side of
the road. He swerved at him then realized he had the priest in
the truck, so he swerved back. He said, "Sorry father I forgot
you were with me." Then the priest said "Don't worry, I got the
fucker with the Door!"
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