One day an engineer died and went to hell. He made all of these wonderful things like fans, escalators, and other great stuff. One day God saw all of the stuff down in hell and said ,"Devil, where the hell did you get those things?" The devil said, "We have an engineer down here and he made all of this stuff and you can't do a thing about it!" God screamed, "Oh yeah?! Well I'll sue!"The devil said "Go ahead, but where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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