Two irishmen in the pub,one says to the other lets go trout fishing i know a place what i heard about .His mate agrees and off they go--he says to his mate hang me over the bridge with my legs and ill tickle the trout its easy,after about half hour he said paddy pull me up quick,quick-he replied why have you got one -he said no theres a bloody train coming.
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