The playboy encountered a lovely young thing on one of his trips abroad and decided to marry her.
Blessing the fact that she was not only a virgin but totally naive, he seized on the wedding night as a chance to break her in right, and had her suck him off a number of times.
The next day the bride went to see her mother, and burst into tears almost immediately. "Oh, Mother," she sobbed . "I did so want to have children, and now I just know I never shall."
"Now, now, dear, what makes you so sure?" asked the mother soothingly.
"Because," she wept, "because I'll never learn to swallow that dreadful stuff!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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