One morning a man walks out on the back porch to have his morning coffee and looks up to see a gorilla in the tree in his back yard. He runs inside and calls animal control. A short time later the animal control truck shows up and the officer climbs out along with a half blind pit bull. The guy tells him where the gorilla is and the officer assesses the situation then goes out and returns from the truck with a pair of handcuffs and a pistol. Handing these to the guy, he explains that he will climb in the tree and shake the branch the gorilla is on until he falls out of the tree, then the dog will immediately grab the gorilla by the testicles, at which time the home owner should quickly handcuff the gorilla. The home owner then asks, "But then, what's the gun for?" The animal control officer replies, "If I fall out of the tree first, you shoot that fucking dog."
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