And a gorilla is sitting there with a drink.
The man walks over to the bartender and says
"Why the fuck is there a gorilla in your bar?'
The bartender replies
"Watch this."
The bartender walks over with an empty bottle and smashes it on the head of the gorilla.
The gorilla stands up, lets out a sigh, then gets on his knees and proceeds to give the bartender a blow job.
The bartender then yells at the man
"You wanna give this a try?"
The man replies
"Sure, just don't hit me as hard as you hit the gorilla."
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