Why aren't chick's farts nearly as loud as men's? Because they don't stop talking long enough to build up any back pressure.How is a woman like a cop car? They both make lots of noise to let you know they are coming.What did Adam say when he woke up and found that a rib was missing? Whew, something smells fishy around here.Why do women get P.M.S.? Because mad cow disease was already taken.Why did god put men on earth? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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