A man comes to the doctor and says, "m-m-m-my d-d-dick is so pressurized that I st-st-stutter."
The doctor tells him he will give him a dick transplant. He loses his 3-foot-long dick for a 4-inch-long dick.
He comes back in a week and says, "Now my wife wont have sex with me. May I have the old one back?"
The doctor replies... "A d-d-d-deal's a d-d-d-deal."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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