Three men walking through the woods get lost and find themselves at a raging river. As night begins to fall the men turn to prayer.
1st man: Dear God, please help me to cross this river.
A rubber raft appears and the man paddles and fights his way across taking five hours.
2nd man: Dear God, please help me to quickly cross this river.
A wooden boat appears and he rows across to the other side of the river taking three hours.
3rd man: Dear God, please give me the presence of mind, the courage and ability to make it across the river.
The man changes into a woman, she reads the map, and walks over the bridge.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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