The Top 13 Rejected TV Cowboy Names


13. Petticoat Marv


12. Heidi Ho: Frontier Flatbacker


11. Diarrhea Dan - The Fastest Shot In The West


10. "Tin Man" Starr: U.S. Marshall and his sidekick, Clint N. Stain


9. "Three-Legged" Dirk


8. Three-Fingered, make that "Two-Fingered", well, wait a minute now.... ah, hell -- The Leprosy Kid


7. Nurturing Smith and His Trusty Sidekick, Cherish


6. Gene-DMC, the Rappin' Cowboy


5. Richard Van Deibel, Cowboy Massage Therapist


4. Ole' Dirty Cowpoke


3. Bat Masturbationson


2. Cowboy Spice


1. "Pedophile Bob" and His Singin' Pocket 'O Jerky


[ This list copyright 1998 by Chris White ]


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