13. Petticoat Marv
12. Heidi Ho: Frontier Flatbacker
11. Diarrhea Dan - The Fastest Shot In The West
10. "Tin Man" Starr: U.S. Marshall and his sidekick, Clint N. Stain
9. "Three-Legged" Dirk
8. Three-Fingered, make that "Two-Fingered", well, wait a minute now.... ah, hell -- The Leprosy Kid
7. Nurturing Smith and His Trusty Sidekick, Cherish
6. Gene-DMC, the Rappin' Cowboy
5. Richard Van Deibel, Cowboy Massage Therapist
4. Ole' Dirty Cowpoke
3. Bat Masturbationson
2. Cowboy Spice
1. "Pedophile Bob" and His Singin' Pocket 'O Jerky
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