There were four vets sitting around a camp fire sharing war
stories. A Blue Angle, A Navy Seal, Marine Forest Recon, and an
Army Ranger.
The Blue Angle spoke up and said "I was in a dog fight and I
downed six of thoes bastards with out even taking a hit."
The Navy Seal stood up and said "I jumped off the front of an
aircraft carrier with only a knife in my teeth and sank two
submarines."
The Army Ranger then said "I jumped behind enemy lines with 200
rounds and killed 300 of the enemy."
The Marine didn't say anything he just looked at the other three
and stired the fire with his dick.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.