5. To be as good-looking as his mother thinks he is.
4. To be such a hero as his son thinks he is.
3. To be as wealthy as his neighbor thinks he is.
2. To have as many lovers as his wife thinks he has.
...and finally...
1. To be as good in bed as he thinks he is.
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