There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp and rubbed it. Out came a genie. He said for freeing me I'll grant you each a wish.
The first guy said I wish I were 25% smarter. So poof! He was 25% smater built a raft and got off the island.
The nex guy said I wish I were 50% smarter. So poof! He was 50% smater built a canoe and got off the island.
The last guy said I wish I were 100% smarter. So poof! He was 100% turned into a girl and walked across the bridge!!
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