Tonya Harding supposedly saved an 81-year-old woman's life at the Lost
and Found Bar in Portland by performing CPR on her (the medics said the
woman had merely fainted). Says Jay Leno: "And I guess out of force of
habit she performed mouth-to-mouth on three bikers at the pool table,
too."
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